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Sep. 9th, 2005 | 06:40 pm
mood: anxious anxious
music: They Might Be Giants - Prevenge

Never give out your password or personal information during an instant message conversation.

Dubya: Hey, buddy. Are you really idle or are you dead?

Kitsune: I was idle. Why do you care?

Dubya: Because I sent some people to kill you.

Kitsune: ...

Kitsune: Well, I must say that's not very civil of you.

Dubya: Before you die, I thought you should know that I'm planning to have Purple Saurus Rex Kool-Aid powder air dropped into the big bowl of water that used to be New Orleans. I reckoned you'd think it was funny.

Kitsune: Why not air drop something useful, like food?

Dubya: Pshaw. They're complaining that they don't have anything to drink. This will turn the entire city into one big glass of Kool-Aid!

Kitsune: ...and for those who don't like Purple Saurus Rex?

Dubya: Oh, when they see black people they'll drop grape flavor.

Dubya's warning level is now at 40%.

Dubya: What did you do that for, bub?

Kitsune signed off at 11:42

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Comments {6}

Asilana Kai

From: asilana
Date: Sep. 9th, 2005 10:55 pm (UTC)
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Oh, why couldn't that grenade have gone off in Russia?

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Quantum Kitsune

From: quantum_kitsune
Date: Sep. 10th, 2005 03:50 am (UTC)
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The guy just don't stop! :P

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Victor Stillwater

From: i_am_stillwater
Date: Sep. 10th, 2005 06:45 am (UTC)
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What? WHAAT?!

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President George W. Bush

From: president_dubya
Date: Sep. 15th, 2005 05:45 am (UTC)
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Worship me! Worship me!

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John the Werewolf

From: darkblood777
Date: Sep. 15th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC)
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Well there you go. I knew he was up to something at night.

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Quantum Kitsune

From: quantum_kitsune
Date: Sep. 15th, 2005 05:44 am (UTC)
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Dubya's a fucknugget.

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